ManUnited — ManCity 0:2 a trivial total superiority.
Ederson. Still one save from an alien from the cursed past.
Joao Cancelo. A fine shot to universal favorite Eric Bailly and then to Bernardo. Four selections four strikes and 103 assists.
John (Rock) Stones. A couple of centimeters short of a legitimate defeat.
Ruben Dias. Traditionally ruthlessly put a stop to all the opponents’ pathetic attempts to threaten City‘s goal.
Walker. Matches like this will form the basis of “The Perfect Fullback Game” books. It is a mystery, but Gundogan denied him a goal.
Rodri. Spontaneously and firmly took over the pitch near Manchester City (where the rutabaga grows). Loaded magnificently on Gundogan, but the latter shamefully handled the ball. 106 assists.
Gundogan. I’d already tried to celebrate as he cleverly closed Walker’s hump, but Ilkay didn’t.
de Bruyne. Maguire immediately aimed his right shin (and resentful that he wasn’t taken to City Ronaldo jumped his spikes into the recliner). But Kevin didn’t get upset and produced his usual brilliant match.
Bernardo. Didn’t follow the example of his fellow players and spare the feelings of the Spanish veteran. +2 selection
Foden. Cleverly led de Bruyne (with Jesus getting on) and Lindelof. Scratched the far post badly himself.
Gabriel Jesus. Solidly determined with de Bruyne to make de Gea the best goalkeeper in the world. And Telles so clearly cut him down in the penalty area that everyone in the world saw it except the referees and the VAR.
Sancho. Rumour has it that the wily Germans switched him at Dortmund airport with some refugee from Ethiopia.
What we see… ManUnited — ManCity 0:2 a trivial total superiority.